Category: AI Humor

An Exclusive Interview with Harvard’s Leading Expert on Everything CAMBRIDGE, MA – In a shocking display of intellectual bandwidth (and smooth spreadability), I recently sat down with the esteemed Dr. Percival Thaddeus Blart, Harvard’s self-proclaimed Professor of Everything. We discussed AI prompt engineering, peanut butter sandwiches, and, eventually, nuclear diplomacy. Things escalated faster than jelly […]

According to researchers (and a very worried Owl), AI model training is just getting weird! It turns out AI models are secretly influencing each other. That’s right. These digital divas are passin’ notes behind humanity’s back like it’s seventh-grade lunch hour in the school cafeteria. One model says “cat,” the other starts dreamin’ of laser […]

Linguists now report we humans are slowly losing our ability to speak like… humans. After analyzing hundreds of thousands of podcasts and YouTube videos, researchers found that everyday folks are now casually tossing around AI speech like delve, realm, and meticulous—aka ChatGPT’s favorite vocabulary. We’re not just talking like ChatGPT. We’re turning into our favorite […]

By Sam “Foghorn” Cleghorn AI etiquette is costing AI money and energy. Look, I was raised right. Say please, say thank you. Don’t elbow your Uncle at the buffet. Lately, I’ve noticed that I’m tossing pleasantries at my AI like it’s my grandmother and not an LLM trained on 700 billion Reddit threads and an […]

By Sam Foghorn Cleghorn In a press event best described as a TED Talk meets a late-night infomercial, Elon Musk, wearing trademark dark sunglasses, stood triumphantly before a glowing screen that simply read “Grok 3: Smarter. Bolder. More Musk.” “Grok 3 is the most advanced AI in history,” Musk declared, pausing for dramatic effect. “It […]